We turned around to head back and they noticed us and got their shit together real quick. More From Thought Catalog. When my girlfriend at the time and I woke up, she asks me if I had seen the crazy Swiss chick strip-teasing for me last night. There were many students so we were very close to each other. I was living in an apartment at the time, and at like 2 AM my neighbor turns on some music at a ridiculous volume. Would have been even more exciting except all I could do was imagine. And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying….
Even better, they brought friends.
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Then she started rocking herself back and forth. We turned around to head back and they noticed us and got their shit together real quick. Back in high school I was taking my dog for an evening walk around my neighborhood. She was wearing a garter and stockings and nothing else under her skirt. No way she did?